Trapped on Turnpikes (not currently but in the past tense, usually in the tour sense)

So we have finished the tape and it has been at the manufacturer for some time now. After having an awkward conversation with the company about concerns with them being offended I had concerns, the tape will take one million more years to finish. In a non-hyperbolic length of time: probably a month. So here is yet another song given to you as a temporary solution to not having a tape that was supposed to be released months ago. So in a world where everything is everybody else's fault I can honestly say that if I finished the tape a month earlier it would have maybe arrived today. But I think I would need a flux-capacitor for that. Possibly a delorian. No more babbling from me, here's a song about being trapped on the New Jersey Turnpike after an always awesome time at Asbury Lanes in Asbury Park............................